If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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