I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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