can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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