I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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