He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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