i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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