saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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