Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
