lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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