sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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