i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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