operation harelip BJ is a go
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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