were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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