So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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