yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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