It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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