So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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