I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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