Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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