Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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