His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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