Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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