when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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