In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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