what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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