his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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