Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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