What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I love having hate sex.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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