I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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