hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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