He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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