They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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