so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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