yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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