And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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