you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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