Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did you pee in the oven last night??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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