Your tits are I can't wait for
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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