I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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