Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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