I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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