Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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