The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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