he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
