it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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