He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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