so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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