whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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