Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
