Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
