: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The maid of honor just puked.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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