alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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