in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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