I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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